As i was watching the Golden Globe speeches, i came up with a list of award speech/appearance rules:
#1:(speech) NO ums, uhs, ers, or ahs! No exeptions!
#2: (speech)Please don't trail on, unless you have no ums, uhs, etc., 'cause then this rule dosen't apply to you.
#3:(appearance) Concerning women, we're not interested in your midrift!Please cover it up! A great example of a very good looking, yet very modest dress was the one on Emmy Rossum! (her hair was le manifique, by the way, and her earrings, oh!) And we don't want to see that breast job either.Or your back. Your arms are fully optional, but please at least have some straps on the dress.Translucent things don't pass.A couple years ago, Halley Berry had a red translucent midrift dress with flowers for the theme that she wore to the oscars, Sorry, Miss Berry, but no.
#4:(appearance) In my opinion, classic is the best, but shique(sp?) works, too. And please don't go for extremes.Please.
If y'all think of something more, i encourage you to tell me. Or you could just comment.I will probably think of some more come the oscars.
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